Alexander bits

If you want Alexander to laugh, go
-Weeeeeeeeeeee!

If you want Alexander to smile mischievously, go
-Alexander, no dog water.

If you want Alexander to crack up while eating,
shake your head really fast back and forth, giggling

If you want Alexander to come to you,
sit on the floor

If you want Alexander to reach your toys
put them slightly out of his reach

If you want Alexander to play trains, build a track

If you want Alexander to kiss you, pray with him

If you want Alexander to hug you, swing him

If you want Alexander to talk with you, go
-ah.  Ah.

If you want Alexander to be Mr. Kick kick kick
hold him up high

If you want Alexander to splash with you,
splash with him

If you want Alexander to stay at the table,
give him a spoon

If you want Alexander to go to sleep,
pat his bum.

If you want Alexander to crawl,
crawl with him

If you want Alexander...come visit.