Alexander bits

If you want Alexander to laugh, go
-Weeeeeeeeeeee!

If you want Alexander to smile mischievously, go
-Alexander, no dog water.

If you want Alexander to crack up while eating,
shake your head really fast back and forth, giggling

If you want Alexander to come to you,
sit on the floor

If you want Alexander to reach your toys
put them slightly out of his reach

If you want Alexander to play trains, build a track

If you want Alexander to kiss you, pray with him

If you want Alexander to hug you, swing him

If you want Alexander to talk with you, go
-ah.  Ah.

If you want Alexander to be Mr. Kick kick kick
hold him up high

If you want Alexander to splash with you,
splash with him

If you want Alexander to stay at the table,
give him a spoon

If you want Alexander to go to sleep,
pat his bum.

If you want Alexander to crawl,
crawl with him

If you want Alexander...come visit.

benjamin things

Benjamin would you like a grilled cheese sandwhich
-no I want a guy cheese sandwhich
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Benjamin put your cup on the table
-why?
because I asked you to
-why you asked me to?
because I don't want you to spill
-why don't want me to spill?
it will make a mess, put it on the table.....please
-why you say please?
Benjamin
-why you not want me to spill?
because there will be milk all over the floor, put it on the table
-why will there be milk on the floor?
what's in your cup?
-milt
do you want it on the floor
-yeah
well I don't, put it on the table.
-why you not want it on the floor?
Benjamin put it on the table.....thank you.
-why you not want it on the floor?
because then I would have to clean it up and I don't want you to spill all your milk.
-why?
why Benjamin
-because then Mathey would drink it....
...
...
-why would Mathey drink it?
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 What's wrong Benjamin
-I'm sad

why are you sad?
-Got lots of presents for my birfday and Benjabin's tired, that's why I'm sad
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-mommy, Anderzander was in your tummy
yes Benjamin
-Anderzander was right in there
yes Benjamin, eat your pasta, this restaurant has good pasta
-mommy, how did Jesus put Anderzander in your tummy?
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